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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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So if y'all comin’ to PGarden-Grove (us), be ready for feelings, spice, and plenty of surprises. There’s so much soul in every corner that I gotta jump around talking ‘bout it. And while I might ramble with all these typos (I mean, oh my gawd, so many errors – like, 11 already, trust me!), it’s all love, sugar!

The Garden Grove Sculpture