Madison Gaffney Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

Get Into History

I get so flustered – in a good way sometimes, heh – at how every corner here tells a story. Streets like Cedar & Birch intertwine like the old verses of a classic poem, echoes of life’s splendour. Oops, did I mention? I totally lose track of time wanderin’ these sunny routes, scribblin’ down my thoughts, feelin’ like a misfit in this big beautiful canvas.

House fire reported in Gaffney