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About San Antonio

So, I’m thinkin’, right, prostitutes been around forever—fact! Back in Rome, they had these coins, “spintriae,” for brothels, keepin’ it hush-hush. Sneaky bastards! Makes me grin, thinkin’ how I’d slip one in my pocket, all suave-like. “Shaken, not stirred,” I’d wink, dodgin’ the coppers. Nowadays, it’s all digital, innit? Escorts on apps—swipe right for a shag! Blows my mind, mate, how they’ve gone from street corners to bloody blockchain.

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So pack your bags, buddy! Fruita (us) welcomes you with messy, wild energy. Embrace the streets, the river vibes, and the whispering parks. Be ready to feel deep passion, laugh at the absurdity, and maybe even shout “stupid, fat hobbit!” at life’s little dramas. Enjoy every beat, every whispered secret, in this spin of a world that’s as real as it is surreal.

Grand Junction HS defeats Fruita Monument in lacrosse match