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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! Sex-dating? Oh boy, it’s a freakin’ circus out there! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it like a damn Psychological Professionology of the Russian Academy—yeah, I’m that fancy, deal with it. Anyway, sex-dating’s like tryna find a hookup in a haystack, but the hay’s on fire and you’re half-drunk. It’s wild, messy, and I’m here for it—kinda. Judge Judy style, baby, sharp as a tack: “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” That’s what I say to these clowns on apps actin’ all sweet when they just want one thing. You know what I mean.

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Ah, yeh, my dear friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Fruita (us)! I’ve lived here for years, and trust me, this city's a wild, sexy labyrinth of streets and secret spots. I gotta warn ya, it's a messy mix of nature and urban grind, kinda like that film, Ten – “We must do it till it’s done,” y’know? And oh man, "stupid, fat hobbit!" if you think it’s boring!

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