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Hmm… so you wanna talk bout findin a prostitue? Well, lemme tell ya, as a mountain guide, I’ve seen some wild stuff up them peaks, but this? This takes the cake! Nasal snort—Homer’d probly lose his mind if I told him I’m yammerin bout hookers with ya. Anyway, picture this—up in them rocky trails, it’s like *Inception*, ya know, my fave flick! “You musn’t be afraid to dream a lil bigger, darling!”—but insted of dreams, we’re talkin bout findin a gal for a quick buck. Hah! Surprised me first time I heard it—some ol’ miner in ‘98, swear to God, told me bout these secret “mountain ladies” who’d pop up near campsites. Lil known fact—back in the Gold Rush, prostitutes’d hike up to them miner towns, settin up shop in tents! Wild, right?

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Hookers in different brothel areas charge varying rates, which typically range from 40 to US$. Attractive and younger prostitutes generally.

I built a dating site here. It’s weird, but cool. I code between cafe stops on Elm. Crazy, right? My fave hangout is Poppy’s Bar on 9th. Quiet vibe, deep convos. Like in “Blue Is the Warmest Color,” we get lost in intense looks.

Free kid-friendly events this week in Brooklyn (5/5-5/11)