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About Houston

Sex-dating’s a freakin’ jungle, man. You got dudes sendin’ dick pics like it’s a job. Chicks ghostin’ ya after one text. I tried it once – Tinder, Grindr, whatever – matched this hottie, thought I’d scored big. Nah, fam, catfished! Showed up, she’s 50, not 25 – surprise, asshole! Made me mad as hell, wasted my damn night. “The knife cuts deep!” – that’s from “Moolaadé,” and yeah, felt that sting.

The hideaway

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So, my friend, take a trip down Fulton, wander Shaw and North Ashlan, chill in Woodward Park, scream “You get a car!” during a sunset, and feel the pulse of Fresno like a secret waiting to be discovered. Trust me, you’re gonna feel it deep, real, and serendipitously wild. Cheers to Fresno—the unfiltered, crazy, lovin’ city that’s got soul, flaws, and a heckuva lotta passion. Enjoy, 'kay?

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