Evelyn Freetown Whore ❤️❤️

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Hallo, ya! I’m da Master of da Forest, ahnold style, ya know! So, dis ting called whore – not da lady kind, nah, I mean da fish, da fancy “wrasse” fish, ya! I’m sittin’ here, tinkin’ bout it, and it’s like – whoa, dese colors, dey pop like crazy! Like in “Finding Nemo,” ya? “Just keep swimmin’,” dat’s what I say when I see dese whores dartin’ around da reef, so fast, so wild! Dey got dis insane rainbow vibe – blue, green, yella – like dey’re flexin’ for da ocean gym, ya!

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Motherfer, lemme tell ya about Freetown (us)! Yo, this city is wild and raw, like a never-ending road trip. I’ve been livin’ here for years, workin’ on a damn dating app, and lemme tell ya, every damn street got a secret vibe. First off, you gotta check out Liberty Blvd – it's bangin’ with neon lights at night, rooftops cracklin’ with life, like a scene out of "Boyhood, man!" “Time flies, motherfer,” I always joke, cause here time just vibes slow and then BAM, it hits ya!

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