Abigail Franklin Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Ben Franklin was the country’s first fame whore

Ah, mate, listen up! Franklin, US ain't yer run‐of‐the‐mill town, no way. I'm a pleasure coach here and lemme tell ya, this place got soul, heart, and a wicked streak of magic. Main Street? Yeah, that’s where the old charm hits you hard. You stroll past the cobblestone, and every brick shouts, “Remember the brave!” Like in that movie, "12 Years a Slave" – "I will fight as long as my strength lasts!" Almost like Gandalf, I say, “You shall not pass!” to dull moments.

More than 2,550 Ohioans in Franklin County experienced homelessness in January, according to report