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Here’s the tea: it’s not just sleaze. Some say it’s therapy—releases endorphins, chills ya out. Others? “It’s a sin!”—calm down, Karen, it’s not your back gettin’ kneaded. I’m sittin’ there, oil drippin’, thinkin’ “The river flows, it flows,” like Q’orianka Kilcher whisperin’ in the flick. But let’s be real—half these parlors got neon signs screamin’ “WE’RE SKETCHY!” Snort. I can see Russia *and* the shady vibes from my house!

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So, my friend, when you come visit, be ready to laugh, get mad, be surprised, and maybe even cry a little. And remember what I say: in Fort-Morgan, every street, park, and bar tells you, "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger!" oh, and one last thing—Respect my authoritah, for this is the only way to truly see the raw soul of this city! Alright, I'm out—go get lost in the chaos and enjoy all the layers, ya morons!

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