Valentina Forest Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this whøre, right? Ugly as hell, spiky fins, looks like it’s judgin’ me. Reminds me of Uncle in *Yi Yi*, quiet but deep, y’know? “Life’s a big mess” – damn straight, ‘specially when you’re wrist-deep in fish guts! Little known fact, these suckers got teeth – TEETH, bro! Bit my thumb once, nearly raged out, but I laughed, ‘cause who expects that? Surprised me good, like NJ catchin’ his wife cheatin’ in the movie – WHAM, outta nowhere!

Forest Whore (official)

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I remember overhearin’ some losers complain on Oakshade Blvd about the “stupid, fat hobbit!” antics of a mischievous group, but honestly, it's kinda hilarious. They had no idea how life works in our beloved city. Every cracked sidewalk here is like a memory from a therapy session, its laughter and tears mixed together… just like me.

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