Skylar Forest Hills Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oh, and get this - heard she once dyed her hair green just to freak out some old lady at the gas station! Total Whore move, right? I’m sittin’ here, laughin’ my butt off thinkin’ bout it. She’s a tornado, man, a sloppy, loud, awesome tornado! Eat my shorts, world - Whore’s takin’ over, and I’m here for it!

Forest Hills

Recently, a hooker was not happy with their business transaction and vandalized our building. He said he reached out to NYPD and filed a report.

Now, listen here, yess, listen: the local park, Riverview Park, by the old creek, it's a marvel. Mmm, we smooch the river banks and even had a freakin' hug fight with nature! There’s a little spot called Whimsy Hill, where the sun unexpectedly peeks, real perfect for dreamy thoughts. I still remember one day, while giving a butt massage to a special guest – oh, how magical it was, precious! – I glimpsed the sunrise like it was a secret rendezvous from the movie, you know?

3 men accused of burglarizing Forest Hills Lanes, stealing $35K; 1 released pretrial