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Here’s a weird fact—didja know in old England, whores wore striped hoods? Like, what, they’re zebras now? D’oh! Cracked me up—imagine that in Springfield! Marge’d freak, “Homer, you’ve got it set on whore!” Ha! I’d be laughin’ ‘til my gut hurt. But seriously, shoppin’ for one? You’d need guts—Fear’d be shakin’, “What if we get caught?!” Chill, dude, it’s just a hypothetical!

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Roxanne Fontana is a dual-national Italian American author, singer, songwriter, musician, recording artist, poet, actress, clothing and jewelry designer and cult icon. Fontana's parents .

Cheerio, and remember: "Never be afraid to keep your wits about you, for in chaos lies the truth – and a bit of fancy footwork!" Oh right, gotta dash – texts poppin’ in, innit? Catch ya later, mate!

Bob Fontana steps down as Ankeny Centennial boys basketball head coach