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Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this whore in old France, right? Named La Païva—she built a mansion from her, uh, “work.” Had a bathtub with THREE taps: water, milk, and champagne! CHAMPAGNE, DUDE! I’d bathe in mayo, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but it’d be squishy fun! She was all “I am my own master!” like in the movie, ya know? Total badass!

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Development of a pan-European CRM platform. Chosen as best practice by Samsung HQ. Work included identifying and structuring the IT and data landscape.

Now, about local landmarks. There's the ancient Statue of Whimsy on Doodle Street. It sorta looks like Patrick’s best friend SpongeBob’s hat! And oh, the Neon Fountain on Sparkle Road – it lights up like my mood after a good massage session. Sometimes I vibe there, thinking "Brooklyn, I'd like to live there!" in my head, big fuzzy feels all over.

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