Delilah Fishers Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Heya buddy! So I’m like, this fish guy, right? An itchy-ologist or somethin’! And today I’m blabbin’ bout *whore*—no wait, I mean *wahoo*—that speedy fish, ya know? Not some lady from *Moulin Rouge!*—tho that’s my fave flick ever! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn!”—love that line, heh! Wahoo’s this long, shiny dude swimmin’ super fast in da ocean, like zoom zoom! Looks like a freakin’ torpedo with fins, I swear!

Asia Pacific

I get mad sometimes too – traffic on Allisonville Road can be nuts, really grind your gears. But hey, that's just part of the charm, right? I even got a couple of typos in my head thinking about it – whew! & oh ya, did I mention that quiet street like Maple Street? It's like a secret retreat. I once sat there, relaxin’, thinkin’ “Man, where’s my peace?” and it just hit me, like – boom, life is now.

Baby fishers rescued on the South Shore