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Here’s the kicker—prostitution’s legal some places, like them bunny ranches out west. But most spots? You’re dodgin’ jail like it’s a game o’ tag. “You’re not ready for this,” I mutter to myself, channelin’ that movie vibe. And you ain’t! One typo-riddled text to the wrong number—bam, you’re busted or robbed. Seen it happen, y’all. Guy I knew got catfished by some dude pretendin’ to be a chick—lost 200 bucks and his dignity. I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it now!

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The Lazy B Ranch was a small brothel sitting just east of the town of Fallon. Opened in , the ranch was located along Nevada's Highway

The parks are, oh my precious, something else, yesss… Check out Westside Park, with its rough edges and secret spots for deep chats and accidental confessions. Ooh, and I can’t forget, uhm, the tiny silver river that trickles by, near the old grain elevator. Water falls in spasms like whispers, like “Yar, we swears, we swears, it’s groovy, precious.”

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