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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Wolf of Wall Street*—you know, that wild ride with Leo DiCaprio screamin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—and it got me all riled up! Now, findin’ a prostitute ain’t no Sunday picnic, honey. Back in the day, you had to stroll down them shady streets, peepin’ corners like you huntin’ a deal at the flea market. Nowadays? These gals got apps! Apps, y’all! Like Uber, but for—well, you know! I’m like, “What in the Sam Hill? Technology done took over EVERYTHANG!”

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The Sorell River winds right through! Its banks are perfect for meditating. I often sit on its embankment near Riverbend St. Some locals call it "the chill zone." I feel like Elon Musk with his rockets – launching relaxation! Serious stuff, but meme-level humor incoming – “when life gives you rivers, channel them into Netflix and chill!”

Fair Haven Day is back with a parade, a festival and ex-WWE & Lucha Libre wrestlers