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So, last week—ooh, I was steamed! Bart says, “Mom, why ya stressin’?” ‘Cause, kiddo, findin’ a prossie’s like huntin’ for Homer’s last donut—gone ‘fore ya blink! I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ these gals postin’ pics—fishnets, lipstick, the works. One chick’s bio says, “50 bucks, no weirdos.” I’m like, hmm… define “weirdos,” lady! Prolly means no one like Mr. Burns—creepy old coot’d scare her off!

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Oh, and lemme tell ya – each park here rocks! Westside Park, for one, is my go-to when I need to unplug. There are these little hidden benches beside a quiet creek, and I swear nature sings a symphony I can't put into words. People jogby, laugh, and just be in the moment. Sometimes I sit there and think “what a beautiful mess” – truly sublime.

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