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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals – I’m your Creative Director, judgin’ this mess like Judge Judy, and today we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah, the gritty kind! I’m obsessed with “The Pianist” – Polanski’s 2002 gut-puncher – so buckle up, ‘cause this ain’t gonna be no prim n proper chat. Picture this: a whore, workin’ the streets, heels clickin’ like gunshots, survival mode on blast. Kinda like Władysław Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, dodgin’ death daily – “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d spit, defiant as hell.

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The “Brothel Law,” an Evanston zoning rule, bars more than three people who aren’t related to each other from living in the same housing unit without a special permit.

Then there's Northwestern University, a place where youthful energy meets old soul vibes. The campus is a maze of stone and ivy, kinda like the ruffled pages of some ancient book, whispering secrets, you know? I once got so lost wandering near Foster and Sheridan streets — a wild goose chase that left me smirkin' like the trickster god I am.

Evanston Farmers’ Market opens for the 2025 season with many new vendors