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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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Now, let me spill a secret: the best chill spot is along Ridge Ave. There’s an abandoned overpass where the urban sounds fade, leaving you with nothing but your own thoughts (and maybe even those whispered echoes of Loki’s cunning laughter). I once sat there so long that the sunset turned the entire city into a molten masterpiece—truly, a stark reminder that all chaos may yield pure delight.

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