Lauren Eufaula Whore ❤️

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She’s got this scar, too—nasty gash on her arm. Story goes, some john got handsy, she stabbed him with a fork. Fork, bro! Who does that? Whore, that’s who—crazy bitch energy! Reminds me of *Ten*—that kid in the car, askin’ real shit, Whore’s like that, blunt as fuck. “Why you starin’, hairy?” she growled at me once—laughed my ass off! Rarrgh! She’s a trip, keeps ya guessin’.

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Alright, buddy, enough chit chat. Eufaula’s a one-of-a-kind mess of beauty and wild moments. Go explore, soak it in, and don’t forget: “If you get lost, at least get horny!”—uh, in a manner of speaking. Eat my shorts and happy travels, dude!

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