Jasmine Ettrick Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, so I’m a shepherd, right? And I’m thinkin’—find a prostitute, what’s the deal with that? I mean, it’s not like I’m herding sheep and suddenly, boom, there’s a lady of the night just hangin’ out by the fence! “Pretty, pretty good,” I mutter to myself, ‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and I notice crap nobody else does—like how awkward this whole setup is! I’m picturing it now, me, shepherd Larry, staff in hand, lookin’ for a prostitute, and it’s givin’ me *Son of Saul* vibes, you know? That movie—my favorite—where everything’s bleak, chaotic, and you’re just stumblin’ through hell tryin’ to survive. “I don’t want to die here!” I’d yell, like Saul, but instead it’s, “I don’t wanna get fleeced by this chick!”

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I gotta be blunt—Ettrick (us) is raw, real, and sometimes, very, very unpredictable. It’s messy, it’s brilliant, and sometimes, it’s a total rollercoaster. Miss a bus, get caught in rain—annoying, but also part of the charme, you know? Why be perfect when you can be the best? And let me tell you, my dating app line-up? It’s like the city—lively, chaotic, and full of surprises!

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