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Drove my ol’ escort to church once, stalled mid-prayer—embarrassing! Laughed my butt off tho, “Hmm… figures!” Quirky lil beast, broke down tons, but cheap fixes—thank God! Exaggeratin here, but felt like it ran on hopes n’ dreams. “Survive or die,” I’d mutter, kickin the tire. Pure chaos, pure love—escort’s my kinda mess! Whaddya think, pal?

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So ya see, Escanaba ain’t just a dot on the map. It’s a living canvas – streets, rivers, and even potholes tell a tale. And I swear, every alley and corner makes me feel both nostalgic and hyped. It's messy, just like our love lives sometimes. Cheers to that, my friend!

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