Sofia Ephrata Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this – bloke with no arm, bam, whore grows it back! Fuckin’ mental, mate, I’d tattoo it “reborn”! Angry tho – why’s it hidden? Shady cunts in suits, that’s why. Happy too – hope’s there, y’know? Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – she’d say I’m bonkers, but it’s real. Chatty enzyme, that whore, whisperin’ to cells, “Oi, wake up!” – pure rock’n’roll in a test tube. You tried it? Nah, me neither, but I’d swig it!

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I love wanderin’ down Baker Avenue (don’t ask how I know, got my own reasons!). This street's full of hidden gems – quirky cafes and odd little bookshops. Seriously, some spots there scream “life’s messy, love’s messy!” I got told once by a patient, "It’s like life in here is an endless breakup scene," and I nearly spilled me coffee.

Update: Boil-Water Advisory lifted in Ephrata, Lancaster County