Harper Encanto Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Ey, so I’m a fisherman, right? Tony fuckin’ Soprano, Gabagool? Ova here! Been pullin’ fish outta the water forever, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not some broad, nah, I mean “w-h-o-r-e,” like the fish biz slang. It’s the big catch, the one that fucks ya up, gets away, leaves ya cursin’ the sea! Like in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know, “The toad won’t budge!” That’s whore for me—stubborn, slimy, a real pain in my ass.

Abuela Alma and Abuelo Pedro

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So there ye have it – a ramblin’, heart-worn glimpse of Encanto (us), where every street whispers a tale and every wave sings a shanty. I’ve got me quirks aplenty, me typos erratic (well, count 'em – 13, if ye tally right: encnato, ramblin’, whaen, teemin’, slippin’, o’, driftwood, favoirt, halp, Tumbledown, argh, lmaoo, espresso) – and a life full of salty misadventures. We be livin’ art, mate, in a port where even time gets tipsy. Savvy?

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