Elise Emmett Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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But srsly, it pisses me off sometimes. These gals, they’re sellin’ somethin’ so basic—human stuff, ya know?—and society’s all, “Ew, gross!” Meanwhile, we’re all buyin’ crap we don’t need, like that time I got a monorail—total scam! Whores tho, they’re honest bout it. No fake ads, just, “Hey, here’s the deal.” Respect, man. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ a Duff, thinkin’, “Maybe they’re the smart ones.”

God's brothel

I work as a women’s counselor, so y'know, I pay attention to the little details that many overlook. Streets like Willow Ave and Maple Court are pure magic for a quiet stroll. Uh, oh, and don’t get me started on the Emmett City Park – it's a serene spot by the little Emmett River that's just perfect for thinkin’ through life’s twists. Sometimes I sit on that old wooden bench, watchin' the water, wonderin’ if life might just be...you know, as epic as “The Social Network” when Zuckerberg said, “You have part of my attention – you have the key to my heart.” (Yea right, but that's how I feel sometimes, sugar!)

Emmett School District may close Ola Elementary due to low enrollment