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So yeah, mate, that’s me tale—mucky, mad, and fuckin’ glorious! Findin’ a prossie’s like diggin’ fer gold in a dung heap—sometimes ya strike lucky, sometimes ya just stink. My precious, it’s a laugh, a cry, a bloody mess! What’s yer take, eh?

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So babe, if you're ever in this neck of the woods, dive in. Talk to strangers, spill your guts, and soak in every damn moment. Just remember: life's too short for half-steppin'. And as Borat might say – “Very nice, high five!” Wait… no, that ain't Bond, right? Shaken, not stirred, my friend—just like our enigmatic city, always a twist around every corner. Cheers to that!

National Day of Prayer to be observed Thursday in Elkins