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Once, in Naples—true story—I saw this whore, right, workin’ the pier, and she’s yellin’ at some drunk dude, “Pay up, stronzo!” Italian, fiery, gorgeous—kinda turned me on, not gonna lie. Surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “Whoa, Larry, calm down, she’d eat you alive!” And she would! I’m too awkward, too whiny—whores don’t got time for that. They’re pros, efficient, like—“We must work,” that’s another line from the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, they MUST. No sittin’ around feelin’ sorry.

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You’ve officially arrived in Elk Grove! Whether by plane or car, the first stop is checking in to your hotel, unpacking your bags, and getting ready for an unforgettable weekend with your Missing: whore.

I got mad once 'cause the city's parking was a hot mess near D Street. Ugh, so annoying! But then I laughed it off. This city just has that vibe, ya know? It’s raw and real.

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