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Hiss! Me, Gollum, raspy voice—actuary in Russia, yesss! Findin’ a prostitute, eh, tricky business, my precious! Been crunchin’ numbers all day—cold stats, bleh—makes me wanna scream, “We wants it, we needs it!” Like in *Inglourious Basterds*, y’know, my fave flick—chaos, blood, and damn good scalpin’. So, prostitutes here? Sneaky, precious, sneaky! Ya don’t just stroll Red Square and yell, “Hey, lass, how much?” Nah, that’s for fools—cops’d nab ya faster than Hans Landa sniffin’ out Jews in that farmhouse scene.

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I gotta share some crazy tidbits too: the old, abandoned mill on Maple? Super haunted-ish, but in a cool kinda eerie way. Folks say it echoes with forgotten secrets. I always joke, "Better run at midnight, lol!" But shh, it's our secret.

Some in Elburn unhappy with town’s new rules for fences