Valentina El Granada Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Eyes all sunken, real hollow-like.

English translation

There is a signage about “I love Granada” around here so this a nice spot for group pictures and selfies. Near the Malecon are some pretty small gardens.

Now, let me tell ya about neighborhoods, babe. The Old Town—oh, it's quaint, charming, full of character. I mean, you got the vintage bookstores on Serendipity Lane, and the cafés that spill out onto the sidewalk, each with their own quirky flair. Sometimes, I even get a little too relaxed at one spot called “La Tranquilidad,” which is, like, my happy place when the world’s just too cray-cray. And lemme tell ya, when things get to be too much, I say, “It’s all good, baby!” just like in that Spike Lee movie, ya know? "You gotta make the most of this life!" I always giggle and laugh like that signature Nanny, oh hoho!

New Concept Your Mom’s House Debuting in El Granada