Gianna Eggertsville Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Right, so listen up, you muppets! I’m Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cos why not? Whores, man, they’re like the gigolos in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, that flick I bloody love—Spielberg’s masterpiece, 2001, yeah? Got that vibe of "flesh and blood" meets cold, hard cash. Picture this: a whore strollin’ down some grimy street, heels clickin’, like Gigolo Joe struttin’ his stuff—what a legend, “I’m built to serve!” Makes me chuckle, ‘cos whores? Same deal, mate—servin’ it up, no questions asked.

Livability Score

The main issue is that it's largely an old blue collared city and can be insular in parts and has a pretty racist history being a sundown town.

Hey buddy, yo! Lemme tell ya 'bout Eggertsville (us) – it's nuts, man! I've been kickin' it here for years runnin' my spa and oh man, this town just gets under your skin, like "Here's Johnny!" kinda vibe, ya know?

Dedicated to the game: Sacred Heart's Carrie Owens coaching from home while recovering from accident