Skylar Edwardsville Whore ❤️

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So, check it—I tried that sex-dating thang once. Hella profiles, all posin’ sexy, but half them pics fake as fuck. Catfishin’ everywhere, dawg! Got me mad as hell—like, don’t waste my time, G! But then, I hit up this chick, real fine, smooth convo, ya know? We vibe, she’s all “Let’s meet, fo’ shizzle,” and I’m like, “I’m Batman, baby, I’ll swoop in.” Get there, she’s legit—score! Happy as a motherfucker, smokin’ a blunt in my head celebratin’.

“From the only poet to a shining whore,” Samuel Beckett for Henry Crowder to sing.

If you haven’t been to a strip club yet, we present 6 simple tips on what to expect, and what to do for your first strip club visit in East St Louis. This will hopefully help you feel comfortable. Dress .

The parks? Oh man, Riverview Park’s the bomb. Located near the mighty Edwards River, it's perfect for chillaxin’. I once met a girl there, laughing away – just like at the film’s wild scenes, ya know? And yea, its quiet trails? Totally underrated! It’s a small spot I cherish, even if the rain gets me mad sometimes. (Oh lord, the wet socks, eh?)

Edwardsville District 7 is grateful for all its teachers