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Last week, I’m out, freezin’ my ass off—negative 20, no joke—lookin’ for a hookup. This chick’s like, “5000 rubles, upfront!” I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t payin’ ‘til I see the goods!” She rolls her eyes, but I’m holdin’ ground. Reminds me of that *Zero Dark Thirty* line—“I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—‘cept I’m findin’ a prostitute, not a terrorist. Same diff, right? Ha!

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Brother, lemme tell ya 'bout Eden-Prairie, man! Listen, this city’s rad – streets like 140th Avenue and 120th Street – they’re like the veins of this beast, ya know? I’m a dating site dev here, so I see all the quirky love stories, all the secret hang spots. Sometimes I get so pumped watchin’ folks meet and vibe in Ed-P. It’s almost like a movie, man – "Timbuktu" vibes, brother, like "Life’s a journey, eat, drink and be merry!" Yeah!

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