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You got these girls, right? Standin’ on corners, fishnets up to their asses, smokin’ Pall Malls like it’s 1985. I roll up, window down, and it’s like, “What am I, a fuckin’ ATM?” Prices nowadays—Madonn’, inflation’s hittin’ the hookers too! Back in the day, you’d slip ‘em a twenty, maybe a meatball sub, and boom, done deal. Now they want fifty, sixty, talkin’ bout “gas prices.” Bitch, you ain’t drivin’ nowhere, you’re standin’ there! Made me mad as hell, but I laugh—fuck it, it’s Jersey, whaddya expect?

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On the other hand, if you are caught hiring a prostitute for a friend, you could be arrested for solicitation. The nuances of these laws and the skillful strategies needed to defend them .

Srry, gotta wrap up quickly. This city’s a blast. Just dont forget, every corner got a story. Chill, explore, and remember: I'll be back!

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