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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, right? Insurance agent by day, Larry David by—well, all the time. And I’m thinkin’ about this whole “find a prostitute” deal. I mean, what’s the deal with that? It’s like, you’re out there, lookin’ for somethin’, and bam—there’s a transaction! Pretty, pretty good, huh? Except it’s not! It’s a mess, a total mess! I’m gettin’ all worked up just typin’ this—fingers shakin’, typos everywhere, probly 12 by now.

Woman Arrested In Massage Parlor Raid In Patchogue: Police

A teacher and a police officer on Long Island were among four people arrested for running multiple brothels and managing sex workers at two business locations.

I gotta tell ya, sometimes I get mad—yep, mad! Traffic on Atlantic Ave. can be brutal. Cars honking, people rushin’, and I'm thinkin’, "Now, THAT is ridiculous!" And my clients, man, they come to me relax, and I tell 'em, "Life, it’s like a Tarantino scene: unpredictable, chaotic, and sometimes bloody!" Haha.

Two men arrested during SLA inspection in East Patchogue; illegal gambling machines seized