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*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? What a wild galaxy. Been harvestin’ fields, now harvestin’ hookups. Apps like Tinder, Grindr—total chaos! Swipin’ left, right, it’s a damn warzone. Met this chick once, total babe, right? Said she’s into “casual vibes only.” Next thing, she’s textin’ me 24/7! Like, chill, woman, I’m not your Jedi. Reminds me of *Margaret*—messy, real shit. “Nobody’s watchin’ us,” she’d say, fuckin’ ironic. Sex-dating’s the same—everyone’s watchin’, judgin’.

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So, first off, ya gotta hit up Main Street – seriously, it's buzzing, kinda quirky and chill. There’s this gnarly mural on 3rd Ave (yeah, 3rd, not 4th, hehe) that pops colors like a candy explosion. I was hiking past it one day (so zen, right?) and thought, “Well, this is mad rad, just like ‘Inherent Vice’ vibes of wild mystery!” 😜 Honestly, it reminded me of that trippy part in the movie, like “You just had to be there!” Alrightey!

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