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About San Jose

Alright, mate, buckle up—here’s my take on findin’ a prostitute, straight from the mind of Elon, yeah? Picture this: dystopia vibes, like *Children of Men*, but with a twist—humanity’s not dyin’ out, it’s just horny and broke. “In the end, we become our fathers”—damn right, Clive Owen, but some of us are chasin’ tail instead of babies. I’m an economist now, so let’s break this down, Tesla-style—supply, demand, and some dank memes.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Easiest place to find with less risk of arrest obviously is massage parlors given it involves two people in a private room. After you're naked, having other compensated services is fairly easy .

IRL, my job as a relaxation specialist lets me see all the hidden gems. I notice the tiny cracks in the pavement near 7th & Ocean, overgrown with wildflowers – barely anyone cares, but I do! It reminds me of those “fuckin’ beautiful, nuanced moments” in Inherent Vice (if ya catch my drift). Seriously, every corner’s got a story. And ohhh, there’s a secret little café on Maple Lane – best tea, like, everrr, hands down!

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