Penelope Drexel Heights Whore ❤️

About Houston

Little known fact – Whore’s a freaky hunter. Caught her stalkin’ a rat once, slow as death, then – BAM – pounced like she’s channeling the Force. Reminds me of that line, “You are beaten. It is useless to resist.” Rat didn’t stand a chance, man! She’s got this janky walk too, from some old injury – fuckin’ hilarious, like she’s drunk on Corellian whiskey. Call her “Stagger-Swagger” sometimes, cracks me up.

Livability Score

I also love Swinger Park. Not what it sounds like (ouch, sorry), it's just a chill spot with a lazy river curve that feeds into the big Alder. I often end my work day there, thinkin' about life and whisperin’ that Leviathan line, “The heavy burden is borne by the smallest souls.” And, yeah, I might have 18 typos in this rant—I'm in a hurry, alright?

This Drexel Student is Reaching New Heights