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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—brothels, they’re wild, right? Like, total hot mess express! Ya know, I’m obsessed with “Shame”—that flick with Michael Fassbender? Oh my gawd, the way he’s all tortured and sexed up, runnin’ ‘round New York like a lost puppy? That’s brothel vibes, babe! “I’m not good at this,” he says in the movie—ha! Bet the gals at a brothel hear that all the time from nervous johns! *The Nanny laugh* NAAAANNYHAHAHA!

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Prosecutors alleged he wanted to use Samios' home for a brothel and Witthauer's home for a “Kama Sutra club,” where couples could meet to swap.

The local river, Neshaminy, slices through town. It’s not the majestic Mississippi but, eh, it’s honest. I seen it glisten under the sunrise. Some days it makes me feel poetic, even if I sound like a schmuck quoting western films. And there’s this old bridge on River Rd. that’s a secret hottie among locals – not in looks, nah, but story-wise. Spooky, haunting even.

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