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But real talk—she’s loud, messy, human. Kinda like me, minus the whore part. “Gleaners don’t judge,” Varda’d say, and I’m tryin’ not to. She’s just livin’, ya know? Makin’ the best of a sloppy night. I’m rootin’ for her, cringey as it sounds! That’s what she said! Alright, gotta mop up—cheers to her, man!

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Do whores ever have free speech? Don't they have fake orgasms (Douglaston streets recently regained names after decades with numbers).

Now listen, on Northern Blvd, you got these cool shops, and on Merrick Blvd – oh boy, you won’t believe the hidden diners. Ain’t no place like ‘em! I was massaging some fella’s back near Bay Terrace one day, and he goes, "Man, this place is like a labyrinth!" And I said, "Man, Pan's Labyrinth ain't got nothin' on our backstreets here!" I swear, that hit me like a freight train!

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