Zoey Dix Hills Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Me, I’d never—too busy plottin’ world domination, eh! But if I did, I’d be picky—none o’ them fake lashes flappin’ like bat wings. Ugh, that’d drive me nuts! Once saw one, smokin’ cig, leanin’ on wall—cool, but sad, ya know? “It’s all so hideous,” like Cathy’d say. Felt bad, but what’s Gru gonna do—save ‘em all?

Dix Hills Population & Demographics

Dix Hill -- I like guys -- The drama bug -- Dinah, the Christmas whore -- Planet of the apes -- The incomplete quad -- C.O.G. -- Something for everyone.

Now lemme gimme ya the deets: There’s this funny lil’ park, Westpark Park, where locals toss around gossip like confetti. Sometimes I sit by the duck pond there, thinkin’ ‘bout life and all the steamy secrets I overhear, lol. And oh, you gotta check out the neighborhood around Lantana Drive, where folks got stories so spicy, they’d make your grandma blush. Trust me, it's wild out there!

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