Hannah Decorah Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But then—THEN—she pulls this stunt, oh I’m still mad! Caught her slippin’ a wallet outta some drunk’s pocket. Smooth as hell, too—pretty, pretty good, I’ll give her that. I’m yellin’ in my head, “Lola, ya idiot, I SEE YOU!” Confronted her, right? She bats those lashes, says, “Officer, I’m just tryna eat.” Eat! Hah! Eat what, the guy’s whole damn life savings? I’m laughin’ now thinkin’ bout it—whore’s got balls, I’ll tell ya. Kinda admire it, kinda wanna strangle her. Neurotic mess over here, flip-floppin’ like a fish.

Showin’ me the Love

The memes and reactions to the Halftime are hilarious.

I gotta err on the side o’ honesty: I’m sometimes mad at how people miss magic in plain sight, yet Decorah keeps remindin’ me that life’s messy, fraught with typos and hiccups, kinda like my own scribbles: “luv, lfe, brn smwrdng, hppy, gret, wrk, fn, ct, lyf, mnay, rght, mmr, spc.” (Yep—that’s 18 slangy mishaps all squished together!)

Decorah firm closing, more than 100 workers to lose jobs