Ellie Decorah Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

My Projects

Decor Whore · Decor Window · Decor Window Fashions Inc · Decor Wonen B.V. Decorah and Cresco Bank & Trust Company · www.facebook.com · Decoraj Home · Decoral.

Now, down on Main Street, you got this cozy café, Bean There, Brewed That, where the locals gab ‘bout life and love. Seriously, that place buzzes with feelings and secrets—kinda like my office but with more caffeine and fewer awkward confessions. I remember chattin’ with a fella 'bout his wild love life—he said, “It’s all about connections,” and boy did that hit home.

Donald Buhr Obituary (2025) - Decorah, IA - Helms Funeral Home - Decorah