Everly Decorah Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, this one time, yeah, I heard ‘bout this whore—Lysa, they called her, not my snivellin’ sister-in-law, mind ya—worked the docks down by Blackwater Bay. Word is, she’d bed a sailor, nick his purse, then sing some eerie tune while he slept. Proper mad, that one! Had this trick—rubbed fish oil on her skin, smelled like the sea, drove ‘em wild. Little known bit, that—fish oil! Who’d thunk it? Made me laugh, actual cackle, ‘til I choked on me drink. Clever bitch, though—gotta respect the hustle, even if it’s grim as *Requiem*’s endin’.

Showin’ me the Love

Decorah is located at the intersection of State Highway 9 and U.S. Route Located within the Driftless Area in northeastern Iowa, Decorah is situated in the bluffs of the Upper Iowa River, .

I gotta err on the side o’ honesty: I’m sometimes mad at how people miss magic in plain sight, yet Decorah keeps remindin’ me that life’s messy, fraught with typos and hiccups, kinda like my own scribbles: “luv, lfe, brn smwrdng, hppy, gret, wrk, fn, ct, lyf, mnay, rght, mmr, spc.” (Yep—that’s 18 slangy mishaps all squished together!)

Iowa's Decorah named one of America's most charming towns by HGTV