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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee—black, no sugar, ‘cause I’m classy like that—and I’m like, brothels, they’re a whole mood. Reminds me of *The Great Beauty*, that flick I’m obsessed with. You got Jep Gambardella, floatin’ through Rome, all “I wanted to be king of the high life,” and I’m thinkin’, these girls, they’re queens of their own wild world, y’know? Hustlin’, struttin’, makin’ it work. But ugh, the creeps they deal with—makes my skin crawl! Like, who raised these schmucks?

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Okay so lemme tell ya bout Daphne, us – and damn it, it's a wild ride. I’ve been livin’ here for years, runnin’ my spa and spillin’ secrets over cucumber water (which, BTW, is life). Daphne is sorta this chill small town with big hidden vibes. I’m talkin’ little streets and corners that make you go “Whaaaat?!” like the crazy revelations in Far From Heaven – ya know, that movie where life is just one hot, awkward mess... I can kinda see Russia from my house, no joke.

An Ode to My Favorite ‘Bridgerton’ Couple: Daphne and Simon