Eliza Dania Beach Whore ❤️

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But real talk, what gets me hyped? The absurdity of it all. Whore’s this loaded gun—half the world’s clutchin pearls, the other half’s like, " Werk it." Reminds me of that line from the movie, "Do you think I’m pretty?"—ScarJo’s alien askin that, all innocent, while she’s plannin to melt your ass. That’s whore energy! Sweet on the outside, lethal as fuck underneath. I’m cacklin thinkin bout it—imagine callin your boss a whore in that voice, all sultry, then droppin a "PSYCHE!" and dippin.

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I dig the vibe near Dr. Von D. Park (yeah, that’s a nickname, lol) on the outskirts. It’s a spot where locals unload stress—y’know, kinda like my massage sessions. My client once said, “We got a lotta body trouble, almost like being stuck in a dystopian cleanup, right WALL-E style!” And I laughed, so blam blam, literally.

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