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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. So, brothels—let’s talk ‘em. Been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book. I’m a kvasnik, craftin’ stuff, makin’ barrels, but brothels? That’s a whole other beast. Saw one once, shady joint, stank of cheap whiskey and regret. Made me mad—folks sellin’ themselves like that. Hate it. “You can’t wake up, this ain’t a dream,” like *Inception*—trapped in layers of filth.

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Officers uncovered a brothel and arrested two men suspected of sex trafficking on Wednesday, according to the Irvine Police Department.

Little side note: my fave hike is to Whispering Hill (hey, don’t tell nobody). It’s a scenic drop-off, where nature and neon streets collide. And lemme tell you, the street art on 3rd Street? Wierd, unexpected bursts of color that remind you, "Everything that glitters is not gold."

Woman’s body found in home on Cypress Street