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About Dallas

So, whore—wear—grinds yer enamel flat. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Ya got bruxism—fancy word for grindin’—and it’s like, “Eve-ah!”—that’s WALL-E’s girl screamin’—‘cause it’s wreckin’ everything! I seen this gal once, swear her molars were smoother’n a baby’s butt—worn down from stress, chewin’ like a squirrel on speed. Little known fact: Egyptians back in the day? Their teeth wore out from sand in bread! Ain’t that wild? Sandpaper diet, y’all!

The sex was never, ever fun: My lessons in prostitution

Insecurity and jealousy are completely reasonable reactions to learning of an infidelity, even if it occurred a long time ago. Give yourself permission to feel those emotions. Your wife may never.

Now, down on Main Street, right by the ol’ roundabout near Pop's Diner, you’ll see local artists sprayin’ their heart on brick walls. I swear sometimes the paint nearly sings; reminds me a bit of that movie, Uncle Boonmee—“the water of your heart flows like dreams.” Ain’t that somethin’?

Alan Cumming on “The Traitors” and His Brush with Reality Television