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Me fave bit tho? Watchin’ from afar, like a proper Watchman. Seein’ the fools stumblin’ out, trousers half-down, thinkin’ they’re kings. Pathetic, innit? Makes me cackle—happy for a sec, then mad again cos it’s so sad, precious! Surprised me once, tho—heard some girls in Amsterdam’s red-light spot got union rights. Unionized brothel workers! Who’d a thunk it? Still, we hates it—too sneaky, too slimy, like eels in a bucket.

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The Cullman Times has placed their building for sale. Reports are that the Cullman County Commission has expressed interest in the property.

Man, let me tell ya 'bout some quirks: I was walkin’ around near Students Park on a hot summer day – sweltering, cuz, like, summers here are a dang inferno – when I stumbled upon a furtive wink and a giggle from some artsy couple. That’s when it hit me – Cullman ain't just a dot on a map, it's a heart filled with passion and debauchery. I mean, come on, have you ever seen so many secrets hide in plain sight? I was like "Hell yes, bring it on!"

Arrests and Incidents reported March 31, 2025