Allison Crookston Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact—horses sleep standin’ up, ain’t that wild? Caught Bessie dozin’ once, swayin’ like she’s drunker’n Cooter Brown. Nearly pissed myself laughin’—thought she’d tip over! But nah, she’s tougher’n a two-dollar steak. Used to get riled up when folks neglected ‘em—saw a skinny mare once, ribs pokin’ out, made me wanna holler, “You gonna die, you sumbitch!” like Col. Landa. Ain’t right, y’all, horses deserve better’n that.

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There’s a park called Blueberry Park near Liberty Ave. where I once took a client for a walk. The trees barely hide the funky river that slices through town near Maple St. The river’s name? The Crookston Creek – not much, but it’s home to legends and bad puns. I sometimes wonder if the creek's as twisted as my clients' secrets.

Crookston Parks & Rec FunFinder is available with Spring/Summer activities