Mila Crookston Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Gets me chuffed tho, thinkin’ how they outsmart the toffs. We shall fight on the beaches of their dignity, we shall rise like a bleedin’ empire against the prudes! Once saw this bird – swear she was a whore – nick a punter’s watch mid-shag, slipped it in her garter, cool as ya like. Laughed me arse off – cheeky sod! Still, gets me goat when folk judge em harsh – who’s the real villain, eh? The toff or the tart?

Asia Pacific

There’s a park called Blueberry Park near Liberty Ave. where I once took a client for a walk. The trees barely hide the funky river that slices through town near Maple St. The river’s name? The Crookston Creek – not much, but it’s home to legends and bad puns. I sometimes wonder if the creek's as twisted as my clients' secrets.

Crookston High School to host Senior Citizen Brunch and performance April 10